Flyable Heart Wii boxart

Could you imagine playing an eroge on a Wii? Wouldn't that be cool. I'm putting my photoshop skills to work once more for a Flyable Heart Wii boxart. WARNING: 18+!! jks. But that obviously applies to the actual game itself. Maybe I should make the rating 17+?

skillz.

I was bored in class so I decided to show my friends the Taiko no Tatsujin Dororon! Yokai Daikessen!! Wii box art that I made (without telling them the fact that it was a Photoshopped graphic and not real). They were like "OMG THAT LOOKS SO AWESOME". You wouldn't wanna know their reactions when I said that I PSed the whole thing. xD

orz

So if you were like me and thought that only manga published in English had the parental advisory thing on it, or even had ratings, you're wrong. Completely wrong. Even if you thought China didn't give a shit about ratings. Well, in fact, they do. I don't think Beijing and stuff care but looks like HK definately does. Damn that sucks. Manga which I planned to buy, such as Sekirei, Kissxsis, Ikkitousen and Omamori Himari are all one the 18+ list. Fuck that. Not like I'll actually walk my ass all the way from friggin Beijing to Hong Kong anyway. I still don't know what I'll do about it but I might just stick with reading them online or waiting for the English releases to come out when ever they do (most likely in a million damn years)

太鼓の達人ドロロン! ヨーカイ大決戦!! Wii

I bet you all have heard of the people at that VGboxart site who put their editing skills to work and make their own game cover art, yes? Well, this time I'm gonna attempt that at making a box art for Taiko no Tatsujin Wii Dororon! Yokai Daikessen, which obviously does NOT exist. Note that I left the name in Japanese because I figured that it looked better than the English one which I tried. Because of my boredom, I'll also throw in a song list for the game which consist of various songs from the other games and songs from my iPod selected and put into a collection 8D
BOX ART:

MUSIC LIST:

Taiko fanart

Y'all should know this by now: I'm a Taiko fan and I LOVE drawing. Normally I draw manga or fanart from anime&manga but this time, I've done a fanart for Taiko no Tatsujin DS: Dororon! Yokai Daikessen!! (太鼓の達人DSドロロン!ヨーカイ大決戦!!)

太鼓の達人CHARA

Gawd, I am sooo bored! So bored that I ended up translating the character thingo of Taiko no Tatsujin that I downloaded off the official site 8D It's my first time at translating so don't expect some super pro work.

hikaritehshiz? oh noez.

I'm sick of the username hikaritehshiz so I've changed to taikofag. Ah, fack. If you haven't visited my blog and see that my renders and stuff all have hikaritehshiz on it, don't get the wrong message and think that I ripped it! >:

クリア

Boredom. *yawn* Here's a list of everything I've cleared in　めっちゃ！太鼓の達人ＤＳ７つの島の大冒険

さいたまフルコンボ

Chyeah! If you've been up to date with my tweets, you would've realized that I was uber pissed about stuffing up in saitama2000 in muzukashii for the millionth time, as in missing ONE only. After like about 5 attempts and bashing my DS hardcore with the stylus, I finally got a full combo! yaaaaaaaaay~! :D

Taiko no Tatsujin vid

cbf waiting for it to upload in the previous post so I'm gonna upload the video on this post later.

I'm back!

Yo bloggers! I'm back! I haven't been on for all this time 'cuz I finished all of my internet useage by downloading anime. Well, during all that time don't you think that I had nothing to do. I was in fact getting right back into the best game in the history of...well games. That game is Taiko no Tatsujin! Oh hell yeah. I've finally earnt myself a flag to hang in my room in the game for oni (demon) which is the hardest possible whatchamacallit...mode in Taiko. Just before I started typing this post, I actually recorded myself playing the Super Mario Brothers theme in oni on Taiko no Tatsujin DS: Touch de Dokodon! which is the first installment in the Taiko no Tatsujin DS series. What made me film that crap? I was purely inspired by some AMAZING Taiko vids on YouTube. Note that after I played the SMB theme in oni, I also played it in muzukashii (difficult) but unfortunately, I had no idea that the camera's memory was already full so only half or maybe less of the actual SMB muzukashii gameplay is in there. Not to brag or anything but I'm actually pretty good with these Taiko stuff. The only reason why I was doing just a tad shitty in the recording was because I had suspended the camera by A PAIR OR SHOELACES (OH SO DUMB) from the light and since it kept moving I had to reposition it with my other hand and had to take my eyes off the DS screen so I stuffed up quite alot. So far in my Taiko history, the hardest stage I've ever conquered is saitama2000 (さいたま２０００) in oni which has a difficulty rating of 9/10 stars and is in the second Taiko no Tatsujin DS game titled Meccha! Taiko no Tatsujin DS: Nanatsu no Shima no Daibouken (めっちゃ！太鼓の達人DS７つの島の大冒険) it didn't take me long to beat this level lol. After beating every single one in muzukashii yes, even EkiBEN2000 (it's not that hard, bruh), I started with oni and eventually got to saitama; which took me around 5 times to pass it. Oh how I wish it were a フルコンボ (full combo). The amazing this is that during the time of recording this, I was failing fucking badly and managed not to swear at all so that it wouldn't be retarded xD

AIDS In Our Butts Lyrics

Calling all Rucka fans! LOL this is literally how bored I am. BTW, if you guys out there are wondering who Rucka Rucka Ali is, he's an awesome dude who makes parodies of songs lol and they are like OMB FULLY SICK BRUH. If I was to choose which one of his parodies is the best well I could say that is technically impossible. Although, his Break Your Heart (Taio Cruz Feat. Ludacris) parody is so far topping my parody list :D
Two v. important things before I actually do post the lyrics:
1. If you have a problem with racism don't bother reading this.
2. The actual humour is in the racism and shit so yeah. That's the whole point of the parody.

Anyways, here's the actual YouTube vid if you wanna watch:



AIDS In Out Butts Lyrics

Tiger woods is the best in the world
At stealing?
It’s a conspiracy
‘Cause the white man can never make it in the golf game
Remember 9/11? That was me
The government pretend they your friend
and then when you steal some shit they put you in jail
Let’s do a revolution
Everybody go outside and find a white guy to kill
Martin Luther King had a plan to kill all of the white people
And the plan was good but then he stepped his ass outside
Just to get some fresh air
And someone said “Hey that guy’s black I’d better shoot him, where’s my gun? Oh here”
And because Gandhi was Chinese
They gave him some HIV
So he couldn’t eat meat
Then like a trillion Indians died
And I ask you why
Did they have to die?
Why?
Is it because they’re black?

The Jonas Brothers gang raped Katy Perry’s butt
And gave her AIDS and then she gave the AIDS to Lady Gaga
And that made Gaga give birth to Justin Bieber
And that’s why Justin sings like he’s missing a nut

No one knows this stuff is up
That’s why I’m here to tell you all about this stuff
K now let’s take a look at Sweden
All the girls are sluts
Everyone’s private parts are bleeding
Why can’t that be us?
I pay taxes
And Palestinians always look pissed off
‘Cause all them Jews be making millions
So the blow theyselves up
That’s…pretty emo
Black people just wanna eat in Africa
But instead we give them money
I can’t eat this! Well maybe with some hot sauce
I could eat money with hot sauce especially if it’s fried
The government will break, break, break into your car
The government is gay, gay they’ll rape, rape your mom
They brought all that cocaine into our neighborhood
The government put AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS in our butts

Listen, bitches the white man owns all them fast food chains
That gives us black people diabetes
And just ‘cause you steal some cars
You get boned in jail by some Mexican named Jesus
The put secret chips in your penis
But you could never see this it’s concealed
Let’s do a revolution
Everybody go outside and find a TV to steal

Yeah Gingers are the ones that have it worse than anyone
Cause no one will sleep with them but they’ll always have a place in porn
Cause people like watching porn of girls that they’ll never bone
At least not without a condom
Oh that feels good

The Jonas Brothers gang raped Katy Perry’s butt
And gave her AIDS and then she gave the AIDS to Lady Gaga
And that made Gaga give birth to Justin Bieber
And that’s why Justin sings like he’s missing a nut

The government will break, break, break into your car
The government is gay, gay they’ll rape, rape your mom
They brought all that cocaine into our neighborhood
The government put AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS in our butts

AHMAYZING SKILLZ. (NOT)

Read. The. Title.
Yes, besides photoshopping crap, I also do heaps of manga drawings - either fan art or OCs (original characters if ya didn't know, n00b) Here's a coloured and hardcore edited pic of some shiz that I drew. (warning: it's so gay you're bound to shit bricks)
colour ver.

black&white ver.

LOL I fail so hard at drawing xD

OMB!

OH MY BUDDHA. IT'S TEH SEXY NERDDUCK LAWL.
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4KOMA - EPISODE 04

Episode 04: Letter Face